Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Enjoy the penises
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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