I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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