If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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