The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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