ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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