Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
So. Much. Porn.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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