Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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