talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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