he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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