she was so not down for the gang bang
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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