Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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