You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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