No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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