i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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