What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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