Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
