I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
The struggles of a small town man whore
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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