it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Randomize
