god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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