Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
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Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
