There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
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