I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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