I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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