Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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