do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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