weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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