So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Randomize
