no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Rock
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Fuck
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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