Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Randomize
