Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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