so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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