Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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