if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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