Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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