is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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