I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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