there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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