I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
So much Jack, so little girl.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
I was not drunk enough for that final.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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