I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
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