i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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