is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
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