first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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