Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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