We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Randomize
