if you like me you must not know who I am
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
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