the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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