this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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