Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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