This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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