He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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