WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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