Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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