i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
