I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
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