My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I can't turn off my feet"
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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