I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
