So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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